Noob Goblin

Troll in training . Basically a Noob troll but a goblin is a baby form of a troll in some planets.

Y!A:
Question: How do i eat babies!@?
huhruhrru..?

A: Noob goblin much^?

by sapphireheartsz September 19, 2010

uncharted noob

a noob who is no one fucking knows who the fuck he is and he also the biggest retard in human history

That uncharted noob guy is such a retard

by weebgamer013 June 28, 2020

camper noob

Camper noob is someone who plays call of duty and hides out in a room and when someone walks in, her shoots until death.

Ugh, your such a camper noob bro.

by Campernoob October 3, 2017

noob guard

On a modern bicycle, the rear gears (called a cassette) are separated from the spokes of the rear wheel by a plastic disc. The purpose is a preventative measure if the chain slips off into the wheel, the spokes are not destroyed; which keeps the rider safer from injury. However, if the limits on the derailleur are adjusted correctly, this should never be an issue. Typically, the plastic discs are removed from a newly purchased bike, else the cyclist will be considered a newbie or noob by colleagues.

Mr. Spandex: "You haven't removed your noob guard yet?"
New Biker: "Isn't it there for a purpose?"
Mr. Spandex: "It's just extra weight!"

by Philip the Water Tank December 31, 2010

no u noob

when you haveno better insults

Me: ur mom es gay
Thou: no u noob
Me: that doesn't work, I am too powerful
Thou: oh no i died

by bobthe1rst October 23, 2019

noob lucker

if you are lucky and a noob at the same time

This Fizz escapes with 1 hp everytime , fuckin noob lucker

by The Elusive Fizz January 21, 2017

Fake Noob

An individual who plays on a newly created account to play with people way below his/her skill level

I only lost because of that fake noob

by Gee Wizz March 17, 2019