Power Hungry Monster

A person who craves an insane amount of power constantly. The person will sacrifice any and all of his time in order to gain more power.

See God

by The Power Hungry Monster February 5, 2003

Heyman monster

Also known as the "Heyman Monster" (search heyman)
This particular monster lurks around the house of the heymans. It is brown, furry, has an enormous mouth, and two arms that resemble huge drumming sticks.
It follows the great heyman around, pushing down Gerry's wherever he goes.
It's special attack power is known as the "HEYMAN SMASH" as it will use its too drumsticks or drumarms, and smash you until you die, cry like a gerry, or run away.
It's favorite phrase is HEYMAN or NOT COOL MAN, and of course HEYMAN SMASH1!!!!!

Remember, if you ever encounter this great beast, beware of the Heyman Smash, because it's just not cool man.

Gerry is walking down the street where he sees Xavier and challenges him to a Yu-Gi-Oh duel.

Xavier accepts.
*Gerry sends out Exodia*
Gerry: HAHAHA You can't beat that man!!
Xavier: Oh yeah?

*Xavier sends out the almight HEYMAN MONSTER*
Gerry: OoO, Not cool man!
Xavier: Fuck you man, *uses Magic spell AD Alliance*
*Heyman Monster gains 999999 ATK Points*
Heyman Monster: HEYMAN SMAAAAAAASSSHHHH!!!!
Gerry: NOT COOOOL MAAAN!!!! AHHHH!!
*Gerry dies*
Xavier: Yeah we win man!!! That's so cool man!! HAHAHA you died Gerry!...Well, LATER MAN!!!!

by gerryforreals October 29, 2009

tit monster

the elderly woman with the over-inflated basketballs under her blouse that sits on the bench in public square (in Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania) that tries to coerce pedestrians into buying a dirty comb for 10 cents.

Tit Monster: *in a gravelly voice* HEY. Wanna buy a comb?

by Henry Kissenger June 25, 2008

hotness monster

A cute play off of the "Lochness monster". A hotness monster is a man or woman who is sizzling and near unattainable. He/she is the royalty of hotness. (Origin: Ottawa, Canada)

Whoa! Hotness. She's a hotness monster!!

by Jeanne August 26, 2004

Sieh Monster

This kind of beast rules the underworld of livid, vivid sexual theatrics. It is one who watches porn by day, up to 60 pornos that have been saved in the deps of his personal computer. By night this death walker watches their roomate talk to their girlfriend for hours planning on ways to shut them up. It is a person who has extremely intense sexual frustrations that are heightened by his lifestyle and environment in which he lives.

I was walking down the hallway when out of the corner of my ears I heard the wild yelp of a chained sieh monster. I opened up the doo and there he was planted in front of his porn ladden computer like a deer in headlights.

by Bryan April 18, 2005

christina aguliera monster

A small insect-like thing, with black skinny legs, fat pink body and christina aguilera's head. Seen by Cartman on South Park after he begins taking medication for his eyesight.

"Ah, amn I've been seeing these little pink Christina aguilera monsters all over the place."
"Whatever fatass"

by My name April 22, 2005

Kricky Monster

Little green and purple creatures, that run around and do crazy stuff. All they do is boom and drop acid all day, and the only way they can die is if they OD. They are Grown mostly in South America, and they dance all day long until they are full grown(they get about a foot tall). All they say is "KRICK" and nothing else unless you teach them.

HOLY SHIT... did you just see that Kricky Monster.

by Nick Hamilton December 6, 2007