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monastasia 

Monastasia is a beautifully eclectic individual with an old soul. She often gets taken advantage of for her kind and caring nature and made fun of for being unique and quirky. She loves to express herself in every way especially artistically, and she loves to be around other authentic people living in their purpose. Although she can be a people person, Monastasia loves to spend the majority of her time alone. She has a heart of gold however don't let it fool you because Monastasia will cut off anyone she sees fit to especially if they disturb her peace. She loves humanity and hates to see injustices and inequalities. It can be hard to truly get to know and understand Monastasia, with her many layers and her sometimes shy personality it may take awhile for her to open up, but once she trusts you you'll know it. Shes ready to go to battle for the people that she loves and feels passionately for. She has high moral standards and may come off as very judgemental and quite rigid at times but truly accepts everyone as they are. Many love her, many hate her, and many misunderstand her complex and multidimensional nature but no one finds another Monastasia
"Who's that girl over there?! I love her style!"
"That's Monastasia. She's a pretty cool chick"
monastasia by Bratttae April 11, 2024
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mastasia 

Having absolutely humongous titties. When you think humungous, think even bigger than that. Poor girls will have back problems all of life, carrying around titties that weigh more than the rest of their bodies.
I like big boobies, but mastasia is way way too much!
mastasia by MCJeffree February 20, 2007
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montasia 

Montasia is the bestest friend you could have in the whole world. She is a sexy African American that guys want and girls want to be. Let me tell u she has a perfect god given body #slim thick. And is perfect in the bed. Her hair is thick but curly and very pretty.
Montasia is very sexy and will still your man in seconds.
montasia by Ra'chel101 March 26, 2018

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026