Virginian mayonnaise turkey

When you put mayonnaise in a turkey baster, stick said baster in your partners anus, and expel the mayonnaise, and they shit it out.

Oh yeah I gave the wife the Virginian mayonnaise turkey, it wasn’t pretty.

by Ghost9467486 July 28, 2025

Steamy Maccona

Giving a rim job after the other person has taken a shit and not wiped.

"Dont wipe babe, come here and I will give you a steamy maccona"

by Dirty Bird Duecher December 23, 2025

mikey's mayonnaise

Cum or sperm from a man named Mikey mixed in with mayonnaise to create a sex lube

I jacked off using Mikey's mayonnaise.

by Mikey Beltz March 1, 2017

Olive Oil Mayonnaise

White, basic, and nobody likes it

Eww, she’s a olive oil mayonnaise, disgusting.

by Sirswagsoften4:2069 February 27, 2019

99% fat free mayonnaise

When you try to be on diet so you buy the fat free one but really it's not even that good.

"Oh Janine, I'm only buying this 99% fat free mayonnaise because I'm on a diet"

by YeetusMcGeetus March 21, 2019

khakis and mayonnaise

Rich white boring privileged dullards with zero imagination.

Joan: Did you go see Harvard last weekend or Stanford?
Jane: It doesn’t matter, it was all khakis and mayonnaise anyway so it sucked.

by come_at_me_bros May 7, 2021

Mixing up the mayonnaise

A lesbian sex act where two girls rub together with their legs intertwined.

The girls on the team celebrated their victory by going home and mixing up the mayonnaise.

by R Rude December 22, 2022