The extremely funny and stupid fictional character on the sitcom That '70s Show. Played by Ashton Kutcher.
Eric Forman: What kind of idiot leaves the keys in the ignition? Michael Kelso: Well if I put the keys in my pocket it distracts from my natural bulge GOSH!
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A condition whereby no matter how badly you're treated by your fellow man, you continue to show nothing but love and respect for your fellow man.
Remember that other guy 2000 years ago who got treated abominably but only gave back Michael Jackson Syndrome?
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FabSugar on Kate Hudson's all grey outfit: "Before this, I didn't know there were degrees of being matchy matchy."
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A: How do I look?
B: Too matchy matchy, try a different sweater.
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A: How do I look?
B: Too matchy matchy, try a different sweater.
by L. Alice January 4, 2008
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"She's going to what? Well if she shaves her head, I'll shit fire and save the matches."
"Shit fire and save the matches! There's no way you really won at the casino."
"Shit fire and save the matches! There's no way you really won at the casino."
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A: "What's with the boss?"
B: "Oh, he got into a pissing match with the head of accounting over last month's travel budget."
A: "So why is he still irritated?"
B: "He lost."
B: "Oh, he got into a pissing match with the head of accounting over last month's travel budget."
A: "So why is he still irritated?"
B: "He lost."
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