Zombie Redeye Jet Lag

Zombie Redeye Jet Lag

ENSUES after a redeye flight

Stages of Redeye Zombification :

1 Extreme exhaustion
2 Extreme indigestion
3. Extreme nausea.
4. Periods of confusion and delusion
5 Irritability

6. Delirium
7. Hallucinations.
8. Decision Fatigue.
9. Flatulence.
10. Blurry vision
11. Restlessness.
12. Final Coma Like Relaxation

Usually, each stage is lasts about an hour, but this can change vary per person.

I really wanna Go out tonight, but that “Zombie Redeye Jet Lag” got me feeling some type of way !

by BlaykeyDonk Jr February 19, 2025

Soul-lag

–noun
a temporary disruption of the body's normal biological rhythms after at least 24 hours without sleep dancing to 100 mph soul records.

Following last nights 12 hour soul extravaganza I spent the next few days with soul-lag.

by Soulgirl March 6, 2009

Lag

Lag is when a pro player on a certain game, such as Call Of Duty, experiences some very bad gameplay. It has absolutely nothing to do with the game but how bad the individual is playing.

"Oh for fuck sake! He's killed me like 14 times now. The fucking lag is real here."

by Uncle Pohler May 19, 2016

Bang Lag

Similar to Jet Lag. Disruption of a typical sleeping cycle experienced after staying up for multiple consecutive nights banging.

"hey, looking a bit tired this morning there dude"
"ya... just a bit of bang lag"

by salesismycoffee July 20, 2016

Sub Lag

When the subtitles aren't synchronized with the sound of the movie or video you're watching.

"Something's wrong with the subtitles of the movie, they have sub lag"
"I can't understand who says what, it must have sub lag"

by space-drop May 26, 2016

lag

Lifes a Game.
Elloz made that shit up
it's probably true

Person 1. Hey wanna play some LaG?
Person 2. We're already playing it.

by Trash Skrub May 31, 2017

Time Lag

to travel through time zones. This causes you to get tired earlier or later than usual. This is also an excuse if your sports team loses.

Dan: O man i'm so tired. Its only 6 P.M.
Chris: Yeah we are getting some major time lag

by SchweitZZ January 5, 2008