Jewish rap around

You pay a Jewish woman to give a hand job in a minivan while she recites prayers from the Tanakh.

Guy 1: What you do last night?
Guy 2: I did a Jewish rap around.
Guy 1: Nice.

by DIENUM January 28, 2024

Jewish Neck Tie

When the doctor takes your fore skin and stretches it around your neck after being circumcised

Mort Goldman wasn’t happy when he realized the doctor had given him a Jewish neck tie

by Mort Goldman August 25, 2022

jewish rizz

a jewish girl you wanna rizz up but its a hard thing to do

"You must be the Tower of Babel because you make me unable to communicate effectively" this is jewish rizz

by unknownmf.uwwr March 29, 2023

jewish shot glass

Where you use someones foreskin pull it up and use it as a shot glass

Johny did 5 jewish shot glasses what a legend

by Mr avocado man December 5, 2023

Jewish Carpenter

Smatha

Smatha is such a Jewish carpenter.

by Bimbothebuttfucker February 23, 2022

Jewish Nose Ring

When you take the foreskin of someone and use it as a nose peircing

i just went to my nephews bris and got ajewish nose ring

by Jess223 April 30, 2025

Jewish Cupcake

A funny way to call a jewish friend

You: Hey, what's up you Jewish Cupcake
Jewish friend: What the fuck?

by Nyaakuza June 27, 2019