Jewish Cumblaster

When two Jewish men get together and one of the jews performs anal sex on the other jew, that jew then spluges his creamy goo inside of the other jew, lucks it out and spits it in his face.

I can't believe Jason let me do the Jewish cumblaster to him last night!

by Jizzstain1234 May 16, 2018

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Jewish organ knuckle pumper

The act of fisting ones rectum and rearranging their guts to look like the Star of David.

My boyfriend said he would give me a Jewish organ knuckle pumper, now I’m crippled beyond belief and he’s serving 10 to 12.

by SomeItalian November 8, 2023

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Jewish porn

Listening to people fuck.

I got earfucked listening to Jewish porn.

by Earboy February 9, 2024

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Jewish Lemonade

A beverage made of free lemon slices, water, and sugar packets. It is usually made by customers at In-N-Out.

Nothing says hilariously unkosher like a double double with bacon, cheese, and a cup of Jewish Lemonade.

by davidrgarber June 15, 2016

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Jewish Numaan and his siblings Luqman, Kulsoom, Zainab and Yousaf migrated from Israel in 2008. His father Tanveer Mansha and his mother Farzana Khan both tried their best to make the marrige work despite being imbred brother and sister.

Yo that Jewish numaan is a paki init

by Mr Mansha March 9, 2022

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Jewish gnome

"Jewish Gnome" A.K.A Mac Miller's alter ego.

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A Jew that behaves like a Gnome. Tends gardens, uses rakes and picks...not to mention hoes. Many many garden hoes for this gnome...

"Hey, by the way have you ever been Jewish gnomed??" Is a very common way of using the term "Jewish Gnome"+

by Properbullsh!t😺🚬🚬🍪🌈☮🕖 August 3, 2019

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