Easy Jesus

E&J Brandy, preferred definition and drink of homeless drunks.

I just got paid, time to buy a fifth of Easy Jesus!

by Jooky Sea Captain June 19, 2004

Sarah Jessica Parker

A materialistic bitch who looks like she has a horse face.

Holy crap! That horse looks like Sarah Jessica Parker!

by The Strange Duck July 25, 2008

Jessye

The most amazing person in the world. A little crazy at times, but she's a good person overall. Blonde. Very musical. Gorgeous and has a lot of friends.

She's so pretty, that Jessye!

by Yoyotoyo November 25, 2011

Jesus Button

When one makes a statement, that depending on listener’s faith and devotion to Christianity, can instigate anger and castigation.

Brandon and Laura stormed out of my apartment after Clay told them that the Virgin Mary was only a virgin because of a mistranslation from Hebrew to Greek which really pushed their jesus button.

by C.R. Strenth June 21, 2008

jesus martinez

Jesus martinez is a person who is a Savage, dont trust no one, and/or a person who is smart and cute.

Everyone is in love with that new boy name jesus martinez he is a real cholo.

by fat triel November 26, 2015

Greased Jesus

Something (or someone) either super awesome, super sexy, or super ... greasy

"He was so greasy that he slid right off the cross and into our hearts"

"Greased Jesus is on my side tonight"

"That hat is ugly, and she paid 40 dollars for it. It's ridiculous. Greased Jesus would not approve."

"He sneaks around your room at night...except he just sort of slides around on the floor...unfortunately, he's too greasy to do much.

by marmar216 May 19, 2009

Jessi

The short sexy type. Always on alert. A force only to be reckoned with if you understand her heart. The best friend anyone can possibly have. With curves like a dirt road on a drunk night. Very probable to be the most intriguing person you've ever met. Irresistable to the point of addiction. Any man who comes in contact will quiver, and have no self control to turn the other way. Can stop a heart from beating, and bring the beat back with only her smile. The best wife any man could ever desire. Perfect in every way.

Who is that man's wife?

Idk but by how she looks and acts she must be a jessi.

by lvnghsbndw28 February 5, 2010