by Hella Quaint February 25, 2019
Get the Jeff da Maorimug. by *O*O*O*O(()()()() March 6, 2019
Get the Jeffmug. An ugly, old, balding white man. If your name is Jeff, hate yourself. Nothing alive likes you, especially your ex-wife. Your dreams are as broken as the car you drive. An old guy with feminine hips and a sickled back. The surface area of your forehead should be measured by science because it is physically impossible in size (unlike your penis). White as the day is bright. Nobody likes you (including the one parent that is living). If you feel insecure, you have every reason to be. People talk behind your back, and you know it. You desperately need a shower and revenge on whoever named you.
Dicky: I don't want to be here anymore.
Rob: At least you're not a Jeff.
Bob: They made up a new slang word!
Tanner: What is it?
Bob: Jeff! It means kill yourself.
Rob: At least you're not a Jeff.
Bob: They made up a new slang word!
Tanner: What is it?
Bob: Jeff! It means kill yourself.
by reputable_realist December 8, 2024
Get the Jeffmug. by Jok3r April 23, 2018
Get the Jeffmug. Jeff is a meme... a dead meme. It is a meme from the movie 22 Jump Street. The meme goes like this My name jeff like the pyrocynnical (daddy) says it. Or My name is jeff. You can use is or not :D
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by MyJeffIsGood March 6, 2017
Get the My Name Is Jeffmug. A guy that can make anyone laugh. His stories are wild, and even crazier when he can't help himself from over dramatizing the original draft. If he talks about someone getting shot, it couldnt be more from the truth. It was probably a toy gun, or an invisible one. Cannot keep himself from trying to bang everything with legs, both genders must watch out. But dont tell his wife.
by Shenron1993 March 22, 2019
Get the jeff rowemug. by anonymous November 23, 2021
Get the Jeffmug.