jpmorganification

the curious loss of upper body garment parts until all that remains is the torso and zip, arising due to slow and inevitable corporate indoctrination within financial services

They've been jpmorganifed!
They're going through the process of jpmorganification!

by lexiconsmith February 6, 2025

JPC

An acronym for "Japanese Popular Culture", including anime, tokusatsu, manga, light novels and Japanese video games. The term is primarily used in an academic context, however can be used within the otaku subculture to refer to their (or rather, our) particular interests. I find it to be particularly useful as, unlike terms like APC, it can also include tokusatsu.

"My main interests are linguistics, entomology and general JPC."

by Mushiking42 January 18, 2026

JPL

The absolute GOAT. Insane at wrestling, skateboarding, and being an outstanding and standup guy. Probably the funniest guy you'll ever meet.

"Yo, did you hear JPL placed in states?"

"Of course he did, he's the GOAT"

by Jay. Bird March 2, 2026

Jpill

Basically the Jewish version of red-pill. Using information to shatter someone’s worldview, particularly in the realm of kiruv. Synonymous with frum pill.

The Chabad rabbi on campus was jpilling so many students, some decided to enroll in yeshiva and get married.

Steven came over for Shabbat lunch and we jpilled him.

Arthur recently came back from birthright and was handing out Jpills at the passover seder like they were chomets free chomets.

by Kwasright April 16, 2025

JPEG

When someone looks so hideous they look like a JPEG photo

"Ew you look like a JPEG!"

by Jambalamba July 4, 2025

JPEG fallacy

A logical fallacy where one reductively presents an idea or object in terms of it's basic fundamental parts, missing the point of it, often to make an argument seem more simple or valid than it would be with the added context, similarly to how detail is lost with the compression of a JPEG.

Person A: (raging at a game)
Person B: "Why're you getting so mad? It's just pixels on a screen, bro." (An example of the JPEG fallacy, because sure, it is "pixels on a screen", in the most basic sense, but it's grossly reduced.)

by Well, there is not a man here. July 15, 2025

JProp

Jewish Propaganda.

News stations are riddles with JProp.

by Sheku Kaskettan July 25, 2025