hood mites 

The combined build up of dirt, dust, or small fibers that accumulate just under the hood that conceals the clitoris. Most often found while performing cunnilingus.

See also: Clitoral Lint

Girl: "You can play video games after you eat me out!"

Guy: "Did you remember to douche this time? I don't want to get a mouthful of hood mites again."

Girl: "Tha fuck?"

hood mites by Jordan P January 16, 2017

hood store

Local Kwiq stop type store. Usually has everything from diapers and pacifiers up to bongs and meth pipes. The best hood stores sell fried chicken legs n gizzards.

Guy 1.
Sup man, wanna hit the hood store on angle for some woods n gizzards?
Guy 2
Hell yeah, I need some diapers and an oversized illfitting tee shirt too.

hood store by 305to772 April 20, 2018

Hood 

Hood is a place you might get yo ass beat robbed shot anything it ain’t no friendly place

Me I grew up in the hood where I saw people get beat up or shot all the time

Hood by 1-800 chokes you August 25, 2018

HOOD MORNING 

The proper way to say good morning to your friends on Slack.

* 8 AM on a Monday Morning *
No one:
Literally No one:
Your Friend: HOOD MORNING YALL!

HOOD MORNING by lowdoh January 27, 2020

digital Robin Hood 

"Warez groups often pilfer for the thrill, not for profit", says David Israelite, deputy chief of the staff at the U.S Justic Department, who investiages hackers.

"They think of themselves as some sort of digital Robin Hood," he says.

digital Robin Hood by r.i.a.a. April 26, 2005

Hood Run 

1) Driving around the hood while smoking marijuana. Normally this option is reserved 'til you don't have enough gas for a country run. Nearly identical to a country run in every way. Normally there is more care given to pig spotting, or looking for police officers. A common rule in the hood run is S.T.O.P. or Stop Toking On Pot (when stopped).

PERSON1: Wanna go on a country run?
PERSON2: No gas...
PERSON 1: What?? You're gay...!
PERSON2: Let's just do a hood run instead.

Hood Run by Super__Villain February 11, 2010

hood lift 

the act of pulling a fat chick's belly up to have sex or oral sex

dude 1-yeah i tried to go down on that fat chick last night but i had to lift the hood up. she pulled at the sides and i pushed up the middle but i got there.

dude 2- lol hood lift....

hood lift by svender legs July 9, 2011