Right Handed Rhode Island Rimjob

While the female eats a man's asshole in doggystyle position and gives him the reach around hand job.

"Oh Sharon I'm just dying to get one of those Right Handed Rhode Island Rimjobs you're always bragging about!"

by Dutch Oven 83 January 14, 2007

axe handles

A method for discussing the width of a girl's ass without her knowledge. Ass width measured by how many ax handles, laid horizontally, would constitute the diameter of her rear end.

Is she cute?
No man, she's at least 2 ax handles

by Lou Stenspayce October 16, 2004

Remy Hadley

A Remy Hadley is the definition of amazing bisexual sex. She's the best night that you'll never remember, and the most fun "playing doctor" that you will ever have.
She's gorgeous, she's smart, she parties, and she can be a 9 out of 10 easy (7 out of 10 at her worst), but watch out. A Remy Hadley is damaged goods.

Remy Hadley

"Those girls making out on the table. Who's the brunette? She's hot."

"Careful. She's a Remy Hadley."

by Pandora Thirteen January 16, 2009

Halter Handles

Excess flab that spills over from the underarm as a result of wearing an overly tight halter or tube top.

"that girl should not be wearing that halter top, she has halter handles!"
"but kevin likes girls who have halter handles!"

by kevinlikeshh August 13, 2009

Ham handlers

The hand like hooves of an obese person. Often including an opposable digit. To aid in the handling of hams, or the operation of mobility scooters.

Look at at the ham handlers on that! She really looks like she knows how to handle a ham.

by Escobar Marineros August 27, 2020

Hadley

Her names had and she’s a dad and super rad.

Nerd herdian: I’m bored

Hadley: Hi bored I’m had, dad jokes...etc

by Hdugiruecn June 9, 2019

shit handed

The result of seated ass wiping, especially when combined with a crumpling paper strategy, as opposed to the equally popular fold, wipe and release or civilised method. Wiping done seated with a tilt and using the crumple method is dangerous, unsteady and frowned upon. Thus, it often results in shit residue reaching the hand, fingers, or cuff.

My loud ass boss came into the bathroom to piss and moan, so i hunkered and opted for the seated wipe and crumpling of paper so as not to draw his attention. While leaning to my left i momentarily lost my balance and bearings and inadvertently shit handed myself. I was not pleased, as i had recently eaten corn.

by mstephenfeeley December 26, 2007