granny cannon

The seats on the bus that are oriented in the direction of travel and elevated above the seats in front. They are favoured by older ladies and do not feature a handlebar. So, in the event of a head-on collision, the passenger will be propelled in the air and towards the front of the bus, hence the name.

"Hey dude, wanna sit next to me in this 4-seat?"
"Nah man, I've got my eyes set on the granny cannon."

by SnuSnuSnu March 31, 2020

The Granny Gauntlet

The challenge to complete all 3 Granny video games without getting hit once. If you get hit once especially in the second or third game you have to start at the beginning back at the first game. This challenge was popularized by the world’s heaviest streamer Caseoh

Person 1: Yo dude did you see that new Caseoh clip

Person 2: Haha yeah! He won The Granny Gauntlet!

by Keilli January 2, 2024

Granny Snorter

Someone who’s grandmother has been melted into ash and grandma ash is snorted

Person 1 : (Mean Words)

Person 2 : Shut Up You Granny Snorter

Person 1 : (Cries)

by GrannySnorter69 April 6, 2022

disco granny

Crazy old people from the 60s that still think their "hip" so to speak

You're a disco granny

by The creator of disco granny September 14, 2017

Granny Good Pussy

An extremely attractive middle aged woman that has the ever illusive Golden Pussy.

That Granny Good Pussy needs to come sit on my lap

by BeeBop ODD May 1, 2022

Granny Choker

The pubes you hide in your Granny's asthma inhaler just for shits and giggles.

When the pubes from the Granny choker hit the back of her throat Granny almost died.

by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

Granny

A horror game and she is crazy and so fucked up

She is crazy

She must be a granny

by Ahloa simultaneity October 11, 2018