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fortnite godzilla

A sexual position in which a man slides his penis rapidly through a purple onion with a hole cut into its center.
Man 1: "Hey man, my penis hasn't been crying tears of manhood lately."
Man 2: "Hmm, if you do a fortnite godzilla, it should fix that. Let me help you."
by Loverboy230 March 30, 2022
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getting gorilla'd

pulling up behind someone with a stinky speech impediment and then grabbing them by the shoulders, lifting yourself up, and using double dog power to kick their kneecaps in while screaming "OOGA BOOGA!!!"
"OOGA BOOGA"
OHEMGEE alex is getting gorilla'd and now she has NO KNEESS!!
by gorilla kinggggg September 15, 2022
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gulfport gorilla finger

Whan a woman is performing analingus on a man in a Torrid dressing room in Gulfport Mississippi and she gets too aggressive causing the man to defecate a gorilla finger size turd into her mouth.
Sheila was eating my ass in a torrid dressing room, she got so into it that i shit into her mouth! I gave her a gulfport gorilla finger!
by Cpt_Cripple May 4, 2023
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fried gorilla poo

Fried gorilla poo tastes like a stale chocolate brownie.
by Debskelly1985 May 14, 2023
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scrambled gorilla poo

by Debskelly1985 May 14, 2023
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one gorilla

Used as a promise, and can be used instead of on God. It is a promise that isn't broken, guaranteeing something to someone.
Stan-"Do these shoes look alright on me, I wanna wear them to Stephens 80th birthday tomotomo"
Freddy-"yeah mate, they look great"
Stan-"promise?"
Freddy-"one gorilla"
by Greg 4 life May 31, 2023
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great-gorilla

These are the five traits that create the great-gorilla, "the wise monkeys":

- Energind ("ADD/ADHD") - "See No Evil"
Because they are very imaginative and caring.

- Huquency ("HSP/Empath") - "Hear No Evil"
Because they don't take anything as insults. They understand other people's perspectives.

- Trualist ("ASP/ASD") - "Speak No Evil"
Because they are brutally honest.

- Timester ("OCD/OCPD") - "Smell No Evil"
Because they are so cleanly and organized, they have a good sense of time. Virtuous.

- Freespective ("ODD") - "Do No Evil"
Because they are very freedom oriented. They don't like being told what to do, and they don't tell other people what to do. Freedom.

If you have ALL FIVE of these traits, related to the spiritually activated five senses… then you are a GREAT-GORILLA!!
"That great-gorilla person over there… what a powerful aura. I don't know how to handle it. I don't know whether to be angry, afraid… or maybe we should diagnose that person with all these disorders. To make me feel that I am above, and that that person is below me. So that they know their place."
by NeoTPolaris August 26, 2023
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