Goon-O 

It’s the UNO card game we all know and love except the stakes involve a bukkake for the person with the most cards left in their deck

“Dude why are some of these UNO cards stuck together”
“Ew yeah UNO? This is more like GOON-O”
“Yeaaahhh that’s basically what happened last time we played…”

Goon-O by Daddy's Patties September 24, 2025

goon off 

you and bro(s) have a competition on finishing first, essentially just BEATING it until one busts a huge load or small load, who cares. This is also called a circlejerk.

Person 1: yo man, wanna have a goon off?
Person 2: nah, I barely have a load.

goon off by freakyfry September 26, 2025

Goon Morning 

When you get up and immediately start gooning and don’t stop until about 12pm

Sorry, I can’t do the morning shift today, I’m having a goon morning

Goon Morning by AbrasiveWeather01 October 3, 2025

Goon-Goon Catch! 

Goon-Goon Catch! Rules are simple, Duck Duck Goose; but your goal is to nut on someone "the catcher" and they have to "catch" the Gooner. You keep playing until you can't. Goon-Goon Catch is a popular game amongst friends, family, and even lovers of some sort.

Hey Braeden let's play some Goon-Goon Catch! with the boys later- Josh

I can't wait to play Goon-Goon Catch! - Prolly me or someone

Goon-Goon Catch! by DanLuke12341 October 4, 2025

Goon fall

When you jump off a building to your death and while falling, give your hog a final crank on the way down.

Did you hear that Marco did a goon fall? He's got to be he greatest gooner of all time.

Goon fall by ChalupaNasty October 28, 2025

Goon Clit 09

A group of people who goon and where born in 2009

“have you checked goon clit 09?” or “have you seen those goon clit 09 over there?”

Goon Clit 09 by meeewe_12 October 30, 2025

Goon Walk

Masturbating into the underwear that you are wearing while watching porn and then moon-walking away from the scene of the crime like Michael Jackson.

"His seed sewn warmly into his own garments, he executed a perfect goon walk away from the computer screen."

Goon Walk by Old Henry November 10, 2025