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Ghetto OSHA

1. (adj.) Attempts at OSHA compliance through jury-rigging, improvisation or DIY, (usually with extremely cheap or sub-standard components), yet still deserving of an odd sense of respect from all but the Naziest of OSHA adherents.
2. (adj.) Non-compliant, but nice try. E for effort.
"Safety Third!" he yelled, middle fingers raised, as he charged into the smoky abyss wearing nothing but a sweaty, ghetto OSHA do-rag.
by Pretzilla November 15, 2018
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ghetto cranky

used to describe a female who can get so angry so fast and with so much attitude that you fear retribution, she may stick you or cap you.
Stay away from Carly she is ghetto cranky today.
by smarty boots December 15, 2010
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ghetto jellyfish

A discarded condom found on a city street.
It's definitely a spot to bring hookers, there's a whole school of ghetto jellyfish on the ground.
by ibyleague December 2, 2011
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ghetto harlequin

After an accident, replacing the damaged panels on your car with ones off another car that is a different colour, meaning your car has panels of differing colours.
My cars ghetto harlequin because I haven't had a chance to get it painted yet.
by Paris Hiltonz0r March 16, 2009
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Ghetto swimming

Sneaking in, and swimming in a pool at an apartment complex, or hotel, when you are not a resident, or guest.
Would you like to go ghetto swimming at the holiday inn down the street? I hear that they have a kick-ass pool!
by anticolon July 29, 2012
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ghetto pinata

1. Someone that has an abundance of crack or other illegal drugs on their person.

2. Someone that sells large amounts of drugs on the streets.
1. The day after Shortie received her monthly pay check she'd be a ghetto pinata.

2. If you're looking for some crack you better hit up the local ghetto pinatas.
by Ren Haru August 3, 2010
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Ghetto Bank

Started with a fear of the man taking their money.

Ghetto banks can consist of any of the following places or things to hide their jack.

Coffee can, pop can, bra, panties, book bag, metal box, bed pillow, mattress, cardboard box, freezer, zip lock baggies, dog house, hole next to a tree, glove case
I hide my dough in my ghetto bank. No one can find it. Not even me! At the least I knows the man can’t take it from me.
by T_rump_supporter May 28, 2018
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