grundle sludge

the combination of ballsweat and excess fecal matter which gathers in the grundle.

"In some countries grundle sludge is considered a delicacy."

by thaWhistle March 14, 2007

grundle slap

when a man stands with his legs spread a bit and swings his ball sack so that they slap his grungle area.

i dared my friend to do something embarrassing and he pulled his pants down and showed me the grundle slap.

by James Hill January 17, 2008

grundle shavings

are shaven off grundles/pubes/pubic hair.

She kept all of her grundle shavings in a baggy under her bed so her parents wouldn't find out.

by o milinhos July 6, 2008

grundle huffer

a huffer of grundle. a kiss ass. a suck up.

Here comes the president now. With his cabinet of advisors and grundle huffers in tow.

by vulva hammer June 29, 2011

Grundelthumper

A person who is unable to find the hole with his penis.

Dayum. That drunk grundelthumper couldn't get it in my asshole OR my pussy.

by Betdog November 4, 2012

Grundle Grime

Grundle Grime is that greasy, cheesy smelling amalgam of sweat that forms in and around the Grundle area located between the ballsack and anus. May lay dormant and is activated by a scratch or pick of the area and typically transfers to the fingers leavibg a vile, revolting odor.

My fingers smell like grundle grime.

My grundle is so sweaty. I fear to touch it for the grundle grime is intense.

by Eaton Holgoode April 12, 2017

Lick My Grundle

Telling a person to Lick your grundle is a better way to say kiss my ass. It a disgraceful thing to say to one nonetheless necessary if someone is being annoying and this insult fits nicely. It’s lets one know that what they said is so stupid or rude the next step for them to lick my grundle.

Tom: Hey I heard u made a 43 on your math test ur so stupid
Me: How bout lick my grundle jackass

by Mr. Blacklungs August 26, 2018