Foot Parasite

The nickname given to annoying children that grab onto your legs and trip you.

I was trying to walk around but some foot parasites tripped me.

by MaroonDog July 29, 2016

foot mustard

When a foot fungus goes unchecked and starts secreting a strange yellow substance. That substance is called foot mustard.

Dude, get a doctor to check out your foot mustard situation, it's seriously gross.

by Aria Stormshine June 14, 2016

ghandi’s foot

The black ends of a joint, containing a small amount of weed but mostly the roach

Oi Lad, pass us ghandi’s foot

by SMEETHAN February 15, 2018

Foot stomp

To emphasize a point.

I can't foot stomp this enough, you have to pay your bills or face the consequences.

by Mr.Goodnight15 February 20, 2023

foot fetish

When one has the desire to suck and kiss a girl's feet.

Jake reached his girlfriend's foot, pulled off her socks, and started sucking and kissing her toes. The pleasure made her moan in delight as she enjoyed the experience. He had an extreme foot fetish for soft, polished feet.

by yourgravelieshere March 12, 2023

the foot swipe

When a male masturbates in the shower he eventually ejaculates on the shower floor. Once this happens the cum becomes sticky, almost as the consistency of cement glue. The male then uses his foot to swipe the dried up, sticky baby gravy from the floor to the drain to dispose of any evidence of choking the chicken.

Bro, I was shooting ropes in the shower last night but my cum stuck to the floor. I had to use the foot swipe so my wife wouldn’t suspect me of jerking it.

by DatDickDoe August 9, 2021

foot aficionado

A foot aficionado is the most discerning type of foot fetishists. While a foot fetishist likes many types of feet from cheesy to ashy, the afficinado has an affinity for a specific type of foot, usually older, pampered, Italian, mom feet.

Dude, While you were looking for bikini bottoms to sniff in the bathroom, I fell in love with the sight of that Mom’s perfect feet. Her toe cleavage in that sandal was better than ass crack to me. You know, nothing creepy though.

Ginger Bro: You’re a foot aficionado. That’s sick. Get help.

by P-Biddy March 17, 2019