feces

short version for feets is

Give me a blanket, my feces cold.

by Brent Schenk December 3, 2003

focus

A cheap, slow car by Ford that when floored, accelerates at the same speed as a snail.

I took a Focus for a test drive. I floored it and it went nowhere.

by td March 26, 2004

Ford Focus

Similar to the Ford Freestar. Often refered to as the soccer mom's cheapy.

"hey look at that Ford Focus!"
"haha yeah, what a soccer mom"

by 789545 April 22, 2010

Reese's Feces

The act of consuming Reese's peanut butter cups, usually in large quantities, in advance of defecating on your sexual partner. If timed just right the Reese's will be the primary ingredient in your feces. Hence, you have delivered a "Reese's Feces"

Jack has been in heaven since he learned to combine his two favorite things in the world, a Hot Karl and Reese's Peanut Butter Cups! Now his wife regularly requests a "Reese's Feces", and he his happy to oblige.

by kandayman March 7, 2011

Fetus

A small penguin in the magical world of Trablabla.

Anna: Dude! I had a dream about a fetus!
Sam: Omg! So did I!
Anna: ... *hits in face with shovel*
Sam: *cries*

by aww NOjesus May 28, 2008

Fetus Fucker

Sangriada, posibbly angelcore

Hey, buddie, dont you thinks he acts like a fetus fucker?

by texasissouth October 12, 2008

ford focus

the second worst car ever made. only does the dodge neon sink lower on the scale of fuckbag automobiles than the ford focus.
5 WORST AUTOMOBILES EVER MADE
5) a broken down school bus
4) a dodge neon with shit all over it (the shit improves it's overall value)
3) a 1700's mini van that has killed thousands of people
2) a ford focus
AND THE WORST VEHICLE EVER MADE IS A DODGE NEON!!!!!!

guy 1: wow that guy drives a stock dodge neon, should I shoot him?
guy 2: it's not stock it has import taillights, no you shouldn't shoot him.
guy 1: you're right he needs to be tortured before he is killed

by I fuck dumb bitches April 27, 2005