Bat Fucker

Someone that doesn't seem to care for shelter-in-place or quarantine guidelines.

My neighbor stopped by and the bat fucker just kept creeping within my 6 feet.

by Jwoz March 26, 2020

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Cpep fucker

A cpep fucker is someone who meets their romantic partner in the psychiatric evaluation unit of the hospital. They begin dating in there and having makeout sessions in each other's rooms and in the laundry room.

Maxie is such a cpep fucker. She goes nuts over another dude, and then thinks the new guy she met in the psych ward is in there for flat feet. Stop being a cpep fucker, your gonna get your throat slit.

by Zorrbabr August 10, 2020

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Knuckle Fucker 5000

A large black dildo (around 8-10 inches) attached to a pair of plastic brass knuckles (also black) to give pleasure to anything that lives. Offered by Dylan Godfrey from "The Sales Company" for a very good price.

Excuse me, Excuse Me
My name's Dylan Godfrey, I'm with the sales company
I was wondering if you'd be interested in buying one of our products...
What you're looking at here is a Knuckle Fucker 5000, it's good for pleasure, lot's of force to it so uh I don't know you might enjoy it
Hello, hey? Are you interested in buying one of these?
Nope, nope alright well then have a good day!

by Caleb_DeBrusk September 9, 2020

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Dolphin Fucker

A guy who’d rather fuck a dolphin than get quick scoped in COD custom match.

Orlando: Hey Matt, you down for some COD customs?

Matt: I'd rather fuck a dolphin than play another custom match getting quick scoped!

Allison: Matt’s such a dolphin fucker.

by Repituar December 30, 2020

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