fecal

Spanish word for shit, poo or anything that is expelled from the human body throug the annus.
Recently in Mexico, the name given to Felipe Calderon the newly elected president through a widely documented fraud, because of the natural first words in his name FeCal.

This FeCal has a brain full of fecal ideas.

by Comite October 19, 2006

FecalBate

The act of lovingly touching your Cock, Ass, Tits and Bits With either your own or somebody Elses left over poop. In some parts of the country such as Maine where fecalbation is still being frowned upon it is secretly known as brown sticking
Human fecal matter actually makes for a great topical cream good for silkening up that rough skin.

One might say something like Sorry I'm late for work Andy! I had to take a shit so bad! It was soft like i like.. so... I took a minute to Fecalbate you know,... to clear my mind.
Or hey Chef Deryck thanks for not flushing, I totally used your shit to Fecalbate I just had to get one off! What did you eat last night?
People who Fecalbate also commonly StinkPalm people on a regular basis. Express your selves for Christs sake people! Its just poop

Its allot like Masturbation with poop.

by Fredericoplays May 17, 2007

tri-fecta of fucked-ness

screwed anyway you look at it, fucked no matter what you do,

stuck between a rock and a hard place, and some one with a gun

Your wife walks in to a bar and sees you cheating, at the same time some one wants to fight you , but he has 5 guys and your buddies are passed out drunk, and with the whole wife thing, you find her cheating as the guy she is with walks in after her,
then you say to your self
" This is a Tri-fecta of Fucked-ness

by hawkmo February 4, 2010

fecal position

A person who is just lying there, in a random sprawl, like (s)he just fell down where(s)he happened to lose consciousness is in the fecal position.

Jim: "He's in the fecal position."
John: "Don't you mean 'fetal position'?"
Jim: "No, he's just lying there like a turd".

by rocketride August 14, 2008

feck

Of Irish origin, feck is what a lady says when she really wants to say fuck

So Mary is a real lady, when she gets mad she says feck it anyway instead of fuck it
Me Mam told me to tell ye to feck off

by yatenga December 15, 2011

fecophiliac

One who enjoys fecal matter in conjunction with sexual pleasure.

Stefan enjoys eating Ron's shit.

by your mother August 24, 2003

feckless

feckless a verb not giving a feck therefore he or she is feckless

Johnny is a felon and does not give a feck about the presidential election in 2020

He is a feckless fucker

by BellasaurusTheJust June 28, 2019