Dildoism

The religion of dildos.
We pray to the 18inch dick stick.
Just don't sacrifice anyone to the dildo gods cause that's gay.

"My religion is dildoism"
"Ire please stop this you need fucking help"

by Ire the totally not gay person December 2, 2019

dildo smildo

A noun. A dildo with a large personality.

Wow! Look at that dildo smildo!

by Smildo December 12, 2019

Dildo

Male who just lie there during sex, without moving. They are the male equivalent to a “starfish”.

He talks big, but is a dildo in bed.

by Justagirl1991 March 7, 2020

Dildo Chip

Deep fried dildo seasoned with garlic

“I got hungry and horny do I made a dildo chip*

by Some bitch here April 15, 2020

Dildo King

The King Of Dildos, they have dragon dildo anal beads in there ass at all times.

"The dildo king needs you to pay your lube taxes."

by Choader Boater May 16, 2020

dildolaugh

The secret backhanded laugh a dildo makes for the mere fact a woman is mastubating instead of making fuck with a random gentleman.

Often smug, her dildolaugh was heard all the way to heaven.

by Poo bah 💩 😇 June 2, 2020

Dildo

A toy which girls use or a fucking island,who named an island as Dildo?

Man 1: Wow that's a huge Dildo!
Man 2: You talking about that toy or the island?

by DumbestWordsEver November 26, 2020