Difficult Californian

An individual who is from California, most likely to be female, that migrates to another State to prey on the local peoples. They tend to get involved romantically with someone that is in that State. Because of their ties to California, they would rather not be in the new State. So after warming up to their prey, they decide to break their heart and leave. After leaving they try to deny all feelings they expressed in that State as if nothing ever happened. Resulting in emotional distress in both the Californian and the prey.

Beware to those that are Asian, clever, has a nice body, or name is Brandon (especially Brandon, studies have shown they have a thing for Brandon's)

Difficult Californian: Good thing there is a 3 hour timezone difference between us!

Person: What it is 5 hours. Your ridiculous!!

Difficult Californian: Shut-up your stupid.*HICCUP* Excuse me.

Person: Man its like clockwork.

by Igrowcows March 2, 2010

Diffuser

A piece of automotive bodywork that is meant to deliver downforce by channeling air under the car, especially under the midsection and rear, so that it creates a low-pressure system under the car which sucks the vehicle to the ground. This increases traction and stability at high speeds.

These are especially prevalent on high-performance sports cars, supercars and most racing cars when putting spoilers that create similar downforce would just cause too much drag.

If you don't see a big tailwing on the back of a modern supercar, look at the tail for a diffuser.

The double-deck diffusers used by a few teams caused a scandal in Formula One over the 2009 season.

by Airrider October 10, 2009

Everyone is Different

A euphemism for "you're a nut for disagreeing with me".

You don't like FOX News? Well, everyone is different.

by LudwigVan March 5, 2004

DILF

Means Father I'd Like (to) Fuck.
Like MILF. ;D

Woah, have you ever seen Luke's dad? He's a DILF.

by Icelantika February 3, 2008

DILF

DILF - acronym
1. Dad I'd Like to Fuck; a dad you'd like to fuck
2. Christian Bale

me: brb, masturbating to christian bale
you: lol ok. he's a total DILF tbh

by lazmandertrottron October 22, 2008

diffuser

An emo-punk band. Most of their songs revolve around being hated by everyone. They sound like Linkin Park but with a twist of emo in it. I don't see how that's punk, honestly. Punk's about rising up against the system, doing what you feel like doing and not crying about your ex-girlfriend or being pushed around by everyone.

See Simple Plan.

Oh my God The World Hates Me
Oh My God My Girlfriend Left Me
There's nothing left in the world
I hope you're happy now
*A piss poor guitar solo*

by Fuck Halo 2. November 4, 2004

DILF

acronym for Daddy I Like to Fuck.

The male equivalent of the MILF, or Mommy I Like to Fuck

Hey Sue, look at that DILF over there, me want some of that!

by shitforbrainz April 2, 2011