Clunch

The ultimate attitude adjuster. The process of punching you annoying women directly into the clit.

Shut your mouth women otherwise you will suffer the clunch

by Wodzilla85 October 6, 2016

chunchy

Of a particularly crunchy nature. Too crunchy to describe.

Wow! Those were some chunchy bees!

by smexysweglady May 6, 2018

Crunchatize Me Captain

It's when you have anal intercourse, but while your giving the girl the business, Captain Crunch cereal is in her vagina.

Oh my God, Danny gave me the Crunchatize Me Captain last night for the first time, and I came blood.

by Smhole Shmartin November 13, 2020

crystal cruncher

A religiously challenged generally quite hippified person that crunches crystal. I.E sees deep meaning in material objects such as crystals

Someone who has a crystal for every occasion

by alexis driscoll August 27, 2005

Anus Crunch

To eat some ass. A hilarious name for a breakfast cereal! A form of ass chewing, and/or shit eating!

My Husband pissed me off last night, so I fed him some Anus Crunch for Breakfast!

by Noel James July 17, 2007

cruncher

To take a shit.

I had just enough toilet paper left for my midnight cruncher.

by ghost July 31, 2003

Crunch Bar

A person who is crunchy. They exhibit most of the qualities associated with hippies, including vegetarianism, birkenstock-wearing, poor personal hyegiene, and pot-smoking.

Our AP psych teacher is such a crunch bar, all we do is listen to weird ethnic music and talk about our feelings.

by somebody i used to know July 24, 2008