twitter couple

A relationship between two people on the social network Twitter. May or may not be involved or even know each other in real life.

I love when @ballzenstein and @bannedlibrary talk about books; they are the cutest twitter couple.

by bannedlibrary October 14, 2013

flex couple

A couple whose gender roles are unfettered by tradition, societal judgment, or physiology.

An individual in a flex couple is a "flexeur."

by lengler December 17, 2013

acoustic coupler

1) An old-fashioned telecommunications device that makes digitally-encoded sounds to be received and interpreted through a telephone handset. The acoustic coupler had two rubber cups that fitted the "mouthpiece" and "earpiece of an old-fashioned phone "receiver".

2) A person who makes a lot of noise during sex.

"My phone won't fit the rubber cups on this acoustic coupler"

"Britney had her boyfriend round overnight and I couldn't get to sleep. She's such an acoustic coupler"

by Terroin May 19, 2014

Post couple

Fake couple; one is there to catch the rebound
Unrealistic

They aren't perfect they are a post couple

by ANONNNNNNNN December 30, 2014

Period Couple

a boyfriend and girlfriend who both appear to be on their period when they are with or without each other.

Yo, Sarah and Timmy are a period couple!

by Fuck yes May 21, 2015

Asshole couple

A couple that is glued together at the lips at all times creating a long tube anus to anus.

The annoying couple was deemed an asshole couple when they kissed non-stop pissing everyone off.

by Bruins mallow September 8, 2015

spy couple

When two people are dating on the down low because they are so madly in love with each other.

Brendan and Elise Carroll are the perfect spy couple

by An0nym0u5 ;) :) January 1, 2016