Conker

1. A conker is Britan's Horse Chestnut, it is poisonous and should not be eaten. Children used to tie it and try breaking other conkers as a game.
2. Conker is a character from the hit N64 game "Conker's Bad Fur Day" He is one of the best squirrel characters to exist.

1. Child: Let's play with conkers!
2. Conker: Welp... Here I am. Conker the King. King of ALL the lands!

by Ahmed3737 August 23, 2024

clonkeen

a school in deansgrange loaded with the most crippling boring wankstains you ever met who don’t know how to wash themsleves and stank of the dick cheese that oozes out there €7 dunnes trousers. They’re hobbies regularly consist of sending videos to young innocent girls of them sticking fingers up there arse and harassing dunnes workers through the week from approximately 1.15-1.55.

girl: “ I’m going out with a guy from clonkeen”
mum: “he’s a insert various slurs”

by mr smelly November 3, 2023

Clonk

An Onomatopoeia, defining the act of hitting someone (preferably in the head) with an object that is guaranteed to make a noise. Some of these items can include things like a Pringles can, Frying pan, Gong, Metal pipe, or a Dodgeball.

Person 1: Dude I'm about to clonk this guy in the head with a can of Pringles
Person 2: Bro this is gonna be so hilarious
(Clonk)
Person 3: OW.

by VaporwaveyVibes January 19, 2024

Chonk

A really sexy piece of fat found around a really sexy persons belly who looks slim and healthy and they also have a bit of belly to grab. When you grab it it feels like holding love.

Let me touch your chonk.
I want to spoon you and hold your chonk.

by lovechonk January 29, 2024

Conk

Nickname for Iowa Hawkeye “fanatics”. Typically bandwagon fans who will root for the Iowa State Cyclones if they have a better “program”. This is a politically correct form of the term Cock Fanatics, an additional nickname for Hawkeye fans.

Bryce is such a conk. He literally bought a Tyrese Halliburton jersey like he was a fan when he played for the Cyclones.

by zZoDiiiACx February 8, 2024

Coinkydink

What a coinkydink that my dad's friend from the marine corpse is in a pedophile ring with him and few others. What a coinkydink.

It is a coinkydink that my dad's friend fromghe marine corpse is in a pedophile ring with him.

by Alex phoenix February 9, 2024

Clonka Minkus

All variations of Clonka and Minkus are slurs, applicable to anybody who wishes to be offended by them.

I'm straight up Clonking and Minking right now. Full on Clonka Minkus.

by LegionNoName November 20, 2023