CockTangle

When someone talks like they are talking through a tangled penis.

Your a cocktangle

by Rob November 26, 2003

Austrailian Crocodile Cocktail

an Ausrailian woman using an crocodile skinned dildo while drunk.

Shut up ho, you Austrailian Crocodile Cocktail, you Dirty Alaskan Pipeline, you!

by Aaron Snook January 31, 2009

cocktard

some guy who has a retarded or extremly small penis

girl1:omfg my ex_boyfrend was such a cocktard

by synyster777 January 16, 2009

Cocktail

A phrase generally shouted as warcry while hitting someone over the head when he is not looking with any object intended as a weapon.

James just cocktailed that fool over the head with the his nightstick.

"COCKTAIL!!!"

see, Donkey punched.

by Mr. Sanchez June 10, 2004

Tijuana Cocktail

a mixture of spit, sweat, and semen. usually given to or added to one's drink as a cruel joke

Jack: Ugh, this drink tastes like shit! What is it?

Bob: Its a Tijuana Cocktail Bitch!

by Lightnin' J November 28, 2007

Fruit piss cocktail

Hollowing out a watermelon and urinating inside it, then whilst drilling her anal cavities smash the piss filled fruit over her head and kick her in the teeth.

Last night I have your sister a fruit piss cocktail, she loved it!

by Kdoggy914 August 28, 2014

Virgin Cocktail

A VG is when you take a virgin girl out for a nice dinner, then take her home and ask her to the Pepsi challenge, only you have replaced the pepsi with a mixtuer of you're semen and birth control pills so she doesn't know how to get pregnant.

I took this HB7.5 out to Vitino's. we had a 20 oz steak each and I asked if she had ever done the pepsi challenge. then I took her home and did a Virgin Cocktail on here. she did in fact get pregnant later which is why I added the pills part in case you want to try this. also i am not too sure if she was a vigrin.

by gay babe May 21, 2008