columbine freaks

The two idiots who pulled the columbine massacre

Shit the columbine freaks are coming after us

by Eugene ligma September 17, 2018

Columbia Vibes

A great clothing brand and has great people that work for them except cash and sometimes jack.

I love my Columbia vibes shirt

by is cheer-leading a sport? October 21, 2019

Columbian Helicopter Walk

Sex act where a male pulls out post non douche anal and proceeds to walk over the recipient whilst spinning the penis to fling any remaining excrement over the recipient until contact is made with the face, and then is rewarded with a line off the forehead of said recipient.

Last night I was so tired after work that I could only be bothered to hit her with the Columbian helicopter walk.

by Columbian helicopter pilot February 27, 2020

Columbian Dust Storm

The act of licking your thumb and dipping it into cocaine and shoving your thumb up a female's ass right as they're about to shit

My boyfriend wanted to try something new so he decided to do a Columbian Dust Storm after getting an 8 ball of yola

by BallbusterMcgee93 June 30, 2021

Columbia Crack Dist. Ltd

The best group of people to walk the earth

Alexander: what is the name of our gc?
Sky:Columbia Crack Dist. Ltd

by BoOmGirl101 September 28, 2021

Columbus

Jesse Eisenberg's character in Zombieland is Columbus.
Woody Harrison (Tallahassee) gives him the name in the flick.

Tallahassee: What do you think Columbus? Zombie Kill of the Week?
Columbus: Close, but no cigar. Zombie Kill of the Week goes to Sister Cynthia Kickerbocker.

by Movie Goer August 20, 2021

Columbidaephobia

Columbidaephobia, the fear that somewhere, somehow, a pigeon is watching your every move........ This phobia is most common for the ages 12-30.
symptoms: you are always paranoid, you lock your bedroom window and door so that it cannot watch you sleep. Every time you see a pigeon you scream and run. If a pigeon whacks into your office window you think it was a failed assassination attempt.......

mate #1: hey look at that Columbidaephobiac guy!
mate #2 watch this, PIGEON!
Columbidaephobia sufferer: ARRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!

by man on a bus March 13, 2022