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Cuddle Fucking

When the leader of the evening in your posse deems it time to leave the Club. They then proceed to gather the group but not head towards the door. Thus causing a jam up in traffic that forces you to stand uncomfortably close to your guy friends.
Josh - Yo lets get out of here
10 Minutes Later
Mike - Come on.. enough of the Cuddle Fucking lets move! Adam is running up the back of my legs and I Brent looks like he can't breathe!
by Honey Buns March 4, 2008
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Cuddle puddle

When you cum on your bed and cuddle afterwards
Ben and Andy had a cuddle puddle after Ben's pullout game went all over the bed.
by Drizzt627 November 28, 2015
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naked cuddle

Naked cuddle a way of saying you want to have sex.
Honey let's naked cuddle tonight.
by Susan Martin May 14, 2016
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cuddle buddy

This means the same thing as a "Fuck Buddy" to some women
Random chick:I need a cuddle buddy tonight
Translation: come over to my house and fuck the shit out of me....NOW
by Dano3805 September 7, 2006
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choddle hoddle

The act of getting high with your friends and playing call of duty for several hours.
Hey after school do you want to go choddle hoddle with us at my house?
by CHECKITOUT11 August 7, 2010
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cuddlebitch

A synonym of cuddlewhore, but refers only to those that fulfill one or more of the following requirements:

- has a pussy
- has boobs
- is gay
Guy A: "Yo this party is the biggest sausage fest ever... what are we gonna do?"
Guy B: "Let's call that cuddlebitch Irene"
by yamomo May 26, 2005
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cuddle slut

A person who appears to be obsessive in nature when it comes to the act of cuddling. This person may use social media sites such as tumblr, twitter, or Facebook to reach out to the public masses in desperation to find an individual who will be up for some cuddling.

What this person is really saying is that they are an extremely lonely individual who has severe problems with relationships and often suffers from break-ups which he/she thought was going to last "forever". In an attempt to suppress the raging fury within, they seek a cuddle buddy to help soothe these irritations.

It usually begins by the cuddle slut contacting the unsuspecting victim and offering a movie and sky vodka preferably in a college dorm setting.
Sabrina: "Hey, I love cuddling!!! I just suffered a heart-breaking emotional break-up with my unemotional friend. Will you please cuddle/fuck/smoke a joint with me????? I need attention!! Boo-Hoo!! My life is an emotional train wreck and I never listen to good advice from wise sages when I have the opportunity to!!

Victim: Good god! What is this thing!? Oh yeah, a cuddle slut. I've read about those things before. Scary creatures. (shivers)
by The Branch Davidians October 6, 2012
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