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California Snowball 

A practical joke or stunt that includes a man ejaculating into his hand before throwing the sperm deposited onto someone else. The sperm can be mixed with a clump of dirt to better resemble a ball. This stunt can be famously seen performed by Stuart Rudin in the film 'Silence of the Lambs'.
He left campus a couple of days ago- apparently, the guys kept getting him with California Snowballs while he was sleeping.

California King Bed 

Its a song by Rhianna, It seems like the old Rhianna is coming back to certain people. Isn't as poppy on how recently she has been its more of a slow love dovey song.
One person: OMG! Have you heard that new song California King Bed?!
Two person: Yesss it reminds me of back in the days when I would listen to Unfaithful by Rhiannna.

California whatever

A style of dress that is completely eclectic. Often inappropriate to the formality of the occasion, but never commented upon. Clothes that you feel comfortable in and don't have to worry about color coordination, about style, or about offending anyone else. Frequently out of place, but with so many other California whatevers not even noticed.

Mix and not match wear.

The wearing of beach wear away from the beach.
Are you going to the church social tonight?
I don't know, what's the dress code?
The pastor said "California whatever", so in this heat it'll be shorts, a tank top and flipflops.

She was so strangely dressed for graduation that she must have though it said California whatever.

There was no dress code at the shop so we experimented with California whatever every day.

My brother, the surfer, is a true California whatever aficionado.

california phi 

The most savage group of delinquents and partiers in California.
"whats your favorite fraternity on campus" - Curious Carl

"California Phi" - hot bitches
california phi by Durant 44 May 18, 2016

California Car Wash 

While fucking, just before unloading the nutsack, scooch up near her face, and give her an eye-stinging, nose picking facial, and top it off by hovering over her head and dangle your meat stick on her face like a car wash curtain.
I heard that my girl was trying to blow my buddy, and she fucks like a jonesing crack head freak, so I wanted to hit it one more time.. I filled her out like a job application, and topped it off with a California Car Wash. Later Bish!

California hotpocket 

when a man shits in a pussy and fucks it out.