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Crap and Shitney 

a way of saying Pratt and Whitney as their turbofans have so many problems.
4 A321neos and 2 777-200s are grounded thanks to Crap and Shitney’s engines always being problematic. Calling their engines dependable is a joke.
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Crap and Shitney 

Pratt and Whitney engine issues are never ending, resulting in hundreds of A320neos being grounded, them calling their engines dependable is a joke.
Seeing fleets upon fleets of A320neos grounded is a stark reminder of how bad Crap and Shitney are. As a pilot it sucks ass to have your plane out of the sky while a 165 day long inspection takes place.

Crap cake 

The formal version of crap cracker. The distinction being type of clothes the person is wearing.
Haha, Matt made a crap cake on his wedding night!
Crap cake by Oops_wrong_door August 23, 2025

Crap and Shitney

A sarcastic reference to Pratt and Whitney making fun of the fact that their geared turbofan engines are having endless problems resulting in loads of A320neos and A220s being grounded.
Thanks to crap and shitney hundreds of Airbus A320neos and A220s are stuck in maintenance hangars for months on end and lots of pilots lose their jobs because of it.

crap on a cupcake

Often used to express upsetness. similar to "oh shoot" or "crap"
Emberly is often credited for this phrase, with peak usage in the big '26.
"Crap on a cupcake. I got a 50 on my homework."

what the crap? 

a substitute for "what the hell?" or "what the fuck?"
*Nicole throws a soda can at the back of Mary's head*

Nicole: hahahahaha!
Mary: What the crap?!
what the crap? by marrrrrry May 4, 2005