by hoss geller January 16, 2012
Overheard or participated in conversations and or scenarios relating to biosecurity measures in social distancing during to the corona virus outbreak to prevent passing or bio matter from one person to the next that are absurd in nature.
71 year old lady has a fall and goes face first into the concrete lined tar road.
Social distancing conversation:
Woman stands 3 meters away and says:
"Are you ok? I don't want to get to close because I don't know what you have".
Social distancing conversations:
"Stay five feet away from me" a lady screeched at me while holding a large walking stick to to both threaten me and measure the distance between us.
Darling, we are in an aisle in the pharmacy, and you're shitting bricks and ready to clout me with your walking stick because I asked if you were in line.
Social distancing conversation:
Woman stands 3 meters away and says:
"Are you ok? I don't want to get to close because I don't know what you have".
Social distancing conversations:
"Stay five feet away from me" a lady screeched at me while holding a large walking stick to to both threaten me and measure the distance between us.
Darling, we are in an aisle in the pharmacy, and you're shitting bricks and ready to clout me with your walking stick because I asked if you were in line.
by Rusty spork March 25, 2020
A reaction to taking a new drug or medication that is so abrupt and paradigm-breaking that one immediately realizes that life, and one's perception of it, has been fundamentally and irreversibly changed. Named so in analogy to a religious experience, and as a portmanteau of "pharmaceutical" and "Damascene conversion".
Yeah, I was in pretty bad shape when the EMTs pulled me out of the wreck, but then they put the morphine in the IV and... man, I had a pharmascene conversion.
by TheBarsMyDestination July 26, 2018
When you are arguing constantly with your partner while stuck together during the Covid-19 Pandemic.
by hornygirl2 May 11, 2020
A conversation about sexual intercourse
by jienzo January 19, 2021
A move used to completely shut down a conversation by using a self-destructive, nihilistic viewpoint to derail the other person entirely.
While you're a piece of shit for doing it you still win in the end.
Equivalent to using the Dark Hole card in Yu-Gi-Oh.
While you're a piece of shit for doing it you still win in the end.
Equivalent to using the Dark Hole card in Yu-Gi-Oh.
Dude 1: Dude you have to vote. If everyone thought their candidate wouldn't win how did technical underdogs like JFK win?
Dude 2: Why? The world's already predetermined to end. We're already gonna die in a fiery balls of hatred that our ancestors created for us. Just like Dr. Manhattan said "it's already too late" everything is already too late. Seriously dude nothing. we do. matters.
Dude 1: Whoa man you just laid down a pristine level 60 conversation voltorb!
verb form
Dude 1: Hey bro I just started the paleo diet.
Dude 2: Why? So you can live five extra years at the end of your life eating grass? What the fuck is the point? Nothing matters, the universe will still go on whether you're fat or not.
Dude 1: Alright fuck man why do you have to voltorb every conversation we have?
Dude 2: Because fuck you.
Dude 2: Why? The world's already predetermined to end. We're already gonna die in a fiery balls of hatred that our ancestors created for us. Just like Dr. Manhattan said "it's already too late" everything is already too late. Seriously dude nothing. we do. matters.
Dude 1: Whoa man you just laid down a pristine level 60 conversation voltorb!
verb form
Dude 1: Hey bro I just started the paleo diet.
Dude 2: Why? So you can live five extra years at the end of your life eating grass? What the fuck is the point? Nothing matters, the universe will still go on whether you're fat or not.
Dude 1: Alright fuck man why do you have to voltorb every conversation we have?
Dude 2: Because fuck you.
by Mister Poopybutthole March 29, 2016
Escape Artists Conversating About Anthropology Are So Dense In Redundancy That We All Had To Call It:"'`~`The`~`Future`~`'":
Escape Artists Conversating About Anthropology Are So Dense In Redundancy That We All Had To Call It:"'`~`The`~`Future`~`'":
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 22, 2025