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Conga Line

When multiple males stand naked in a line, sticking there penises in each others buttholes. They then walk in a conga line screaming "YOLO". The time ranges from 5 minutes to 5 days.
Hey man you wanna go to the mall today?
Nah sorry bro i was in a 2 day conga line and my ass is a little sore..
by swaggiedaddy October 21, 2012
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congress

1. The American form of parliament, consisting of two houses: The Senate and The House of Representatives. The Senate has two representatives from each state, and the House of Representatives has representation by population. Make laws and are a branch of the American system of checks and balances along with the Judicial System and the President, so no one has absolute power.

2. A bunch of idiot old white men who like to argue and scream at each other. Incapable of working together to come to any useful decisions, like to flip-flop and second guess each other. All they really care about it the money, which is all the American government cares about, seeing as we are capitalists.
1. Congress is very useful in keeping the awesome American government running smoothly.

2. All the n00bs in Congress are completely useless twats who should be thrown in that big old river next to Washington, D.C.
by ibloomblaum90 December 28, 2005
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Congleton

Chav central in the North West of England. Even Manchester isn’t as bad as this absolute shite hole. Its neighbouring town is Macclesfield where the Congleton chavs like to lurk on the weekends.

Don’t go here or move here because your house will get bricked by a bunch of 12 year old boys who think they are grown up.
Chloe: I’m moving to Congleton next week!
Megan: Good luck with that, your house will get egged within the first few hours :)
by el star July 2, 2020
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Democratic Republic of the Congo

When a person writes Democratic Republic is the Congo it means they want to fuck you
Friend1: Democratic Republic of the Congo
Friend 2: You gay bro?
by _whiteboyal_ June 14, 2019
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Congratuwelldone

When people cannot decide whether to say comgraulations or well done. Made for the indecisive among us.
Congratuwelldone on eating a potato.
by Lmao RIP July 12, 2017
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Suspended Congress

Having Sex on balcony railing while male is seated on railing and female on top. Height has added effect to sextual act.
i had suspended congress with a hottie ten floors up
by sloth0629 November 21, 2010
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El Psy Congroo Bloke

Those anime scrubs of Steins;Gate who read the subs and read the dubs and think it's El Psy Congroo and Ruka... and Mokea...
SCUM!!!
Oh... you're an anime guy?
So you're an El Psy Congroo bloke?
by sg-epk@jtk93.x29.jp March 19, 2017
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