birthday douche

an asshole who thinks they can do/get anything they want by using the annoying lame ass excuse "its my birthday". its MUCH worse when its someone's 16th or 18th birthday.

Me: i finally did all my chores, made my bed, took a shower, did all my homework, now i can FINALLY relax and play some wii.

birthday douche: *snatches controller*

me: hey what gives! i was just going to play asswipe!

birthday douche: no, i wanna play!

me: too bad, i already had the controller in my hand. give it now dickhead

birthday douche: too bad! its my birthday!

me: *punches birthday douche in the face*

by crunkmonkey510 April 10, 2012

birthday boned

An expression used to term birthday sex.

"Ah well that is why she hadn't answered her phone! She was getting birthday boned!"

by Clementilly December 24, 2013

Birthday ranch

A mans ejaculate

"You know you want some birthday ranch girl"

by Aman54 September 13, 2016

birthdayhole

When someone has you do things for them on their birthday.

Johnny: "Tomorrow is my birthday, where are you taking me to eat?"

Dave: "With that attitude, you'll get the dollar menu! Birthdayhole!"

by RealEyeBrows July 21, 2016

birth moon

First full moon after Easter is called the birth moon because it symbolizes rebirth in agriculture and nature.

The birth moon called forth the growing season.

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by Joshua Bananaman July 18, 2016

berthoud

The act of delegation and lack of responsibility. Otherwise known as bitching out.

Johnny: Go and take part
George: No that's not my problem
Johnny: C'mon don't be a Berthoud pussy

by Gozmatoz (LGBTQ+) March 9, 2017

Birth Poop

Painful poop as if you were giving birth.

Today could have been better... was stuck on the toilet dealing with a birth poop.

by Rainey4 May 5, 2017