Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Rainey4

birth poop

A difficult poop to the point you're feeling like you're giving birth.

Today was a hard day... I delivered a birth poop over lunch.

Treat a one night stand in the morning as if she were available to everyone else.

I can't remember the last girl I've hooked up with with gf potential. They've all been Curb Meat"

Forcefully pushing out a poop with agonizing pain.

Today could have been better... was stuck on the toilet dealing with a birth poop.

Painful poop as if you were giving birth.

Today could have been better... was stuck on the toilet dealing with a birth poop.