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brandon

by brandon14barringer January 18, 2008
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brandon

A guy with a huge dick a very nice personality loves to sing but knows he cant. Has one best friend but loves her for his own. Overall the perfect man!
by dixon099 March 2, 2009
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brandon

that nigga with tha donkey dick. Loves bitches.
They call brandon "mastodon" cause he got a trunk in the front
by bware31493 October 24, 2009
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brandon

That one guy that you can't stop looking at. Totally nerdy or grungy, but so damn appealing none the less.
I saw some brandon walk past and he looked like he just rolled out of bed. I wanted to throw down on him right then and there!
by honey-lexa December 24, 2008
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Brandoned

Taking intoxication to new animalistic levels. A step further than 'Wheritted', but not quite as far as 'Brothers Brandoned'
"Dude, you were Brandoned after that Absolute Chambulls in Voddy Revs last night."

"I did 5 boxes of Country Manor - I was totally Brandoned"
by Wh88 November 22, 2009
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Brandoning

The act of having a existential crisis or becoming extremely anxious at the slightest bit of bad news. When Brandoning a person goes from calm to complete madness in mere seconds. They remain in this state for at least the next hour or so.
Guy #1 “Hey guys, I got a 55 percent on the test I’m failing!”

Guy#2 “Calm down dude, your Brandoning real hard right now.”

Guy#1 “My boss didn’t smile at me yesterday, I think I’m getting fired soon!”
Guy#2 “Seriously dude, your Brandoning.”
by wynning69 February 11, 2019
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Brandon

Perfect,sweet,amazing guy,adorable,handsome, sexy
The guy whom Mckenna Loves more then anything.
Talented, Very Lovable, The Man whom McKenna will be with forever.
Brandon is so amazing, i love him. i hope this pefect man stays with me forever.?
by KennalovesBrandon January 31, 2009
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