Brandon

Brandon is a tall goofy lookin motherfucker. He is extremely obnoxious and thinks he’s some sort of smart ass. He’s kind of good at sports but overall a bag of pure shit.

Someone tell Brandon to stfu!

by Verylegitdefs April 2, 2019

Brandon

The ultimate liar. A bully. Sticks his finger up his ass and then smells it. Likes to farmer blow in the house. Crushes up weird shit and shoves it up his nose. Holds the worlds record at the most jobs held for the shortest times yet tells his family he got a promotion

Look at that loser, he must be a Brandon

by Roxyroo May 2, 2019

Brandon

a rude guy. never trust a brandon.

sunshine: i love brandon
brandon: *kisses girl in front of sunshine*

by hiangelinahehe May 28, 2019

Brandon

he's just that nigga. that's all you need to know

"Hey, do you know who Brandon is?" "Yeah, he's that nigga"

by yomommacheese July 12, 2019

Brandon

A big headed loser who sucks at Madden!

9 year old boy: Uncle B you are such a loser
Brandon: Trash!!
9 year old boy: U suck at Madden

by fortnitedoodooboiiii July 19, 2019

Brandon

Usually gay dumb talkative and no one likes

Why are you talking so much you must be pulling a brandon

by awilddoggo July 31, 2019

Brandon

The act of being creepy around girls and asking for snaps. Don’t be a Brandon

Guy:Hey can I get your snap

Girl:I guess I don’t really like you

Guy: I love you bee my girlfriend
Girl: block
Girl to her friends eww this guy was being a total Brandon

by Big nasty 69 October 30, 2019