Skirting Board

Skirting boards can cause excitement when seen and cause episodes of skeng.

Jay Swingler gets excited by skirting boards.

I saw this Skirting Board and hit some mad skengs bruv

by Polkovnik Blyatski October 4, 2019

Terry Bogard

Terry Bogard is the main character of Fatal Fury, an important character in The King of Fighters and the mascot of SNK. He and his brother, Andy Bogard, were orphans until Jeff Bogard adopted them. When the brothers turned 10, Jeff was murdered by Geese Howard. Because of this, Andy went to Japan to train while Terry stayed in America. Years later, Geese opens a fighting tournament. Seeking revenge, Terry enters this tournament to avenge his father and stop Geese.

"Are you okay? BUSTA WOLF!"

-Terry Bogard, sometime in the 1990's

by Some guy on UD November 12, 2019

Bum boarding

When a homeless person sits on your face.

Last night I got to drunk and went out and found a dirty homeless guy to bum board me. I always get pinkeye after a good Bum boarding.

by Whiskey helps July 19, 2020

Corona Boarding

During these crucial times of the pandemic, its important to stay safe at all costs, especially during sex. Thats where Corona boarding comes in handy. Just grab a sheet of plexiglass for total transparency or a sheet of plywood if you don't want to look at the cow you're plowing. Put a few handles on it and cut out a hole for your cock. Crank the bob Marley, throw on your flower lay necklace, grab your bae, and take her on the ride of a lifetime.

Gabe: Hey wanna fuck?

Random woman: umm...theres a pandemic right now.

Gabe: no worries, I have a Corona board

Random woman: Gnarley! I can't wait to catch that wave

Gabe: Corona boarding rocks!

by DarkCoffee September 11, 2020

Water boarding at Guantanamo bay

A synonym for smoking the devils lettuce

Hey bro you wanna go water boarding at Guantanamo bay?

by Cuchieman November 9, 2020

smart board

a board that is not very smart but still says smart board

Theaters usually have them

the smart board in the class room is not very smart

by fazeorangejuice1 January 20, 2021

Charredcoochie Board

Pronounced: Char-d-coo-chie Bo-ared

Definition: A slang term for a charcuterie board; mispronounced name for charcuterie; can also be used if the cheese smells like a rotten fish or everything is stale.

“Tina, didn’t you want to make one of them charredcoochie boards or somethin’ ?

“Smells like some charredcoochie in here...who the hell is burning their damn pubes?!”

by LOLXpotatoXLOL March 20, 2021