blindering

Blinding & bewildering at the same time.

The fox walked through the blindering mist.

by ipm November 10, 2019

blindering

The state of being following a blinder into one’s eye hole.

We had a blindering time last night. It was sad.

by Beanbag333 November 10, 2019

Blender

Someone who is complicated unstable hard and going to ruin your life

-Hey He's got milkshake material
-Nah I dont think so he is going ruin everything torture your soft heart like a blender

by Heykeymeykey November 14, 2019

Blunder

A hidden gem of a ship. Fictional, mostly-canon pairing of GOB Bluth and Tony Wonder from the FOX/Netflix comedy Arrested Development.

"I hate to admit how much I legitimately ship Blunder."
"Nah, it's cool. So do I."

by mee-haw January 7, 2020

Blinder's flu

A condition where one feels the inexplicable urge to smoke, drink a certain type of alcohol or do a certain drug because of the main character(s) of a TV show they recently watched who use it recurrently throughout the story.

First observed in Peaky Blinders (hence the name) and the massive epidemic of YouTube comments of fans describing their ailment and the symptoms; most notably an impulsive need to light a cigarette alongside Tommy Shelby.

(YouTube comment #1)
Nobody:
Tommy: Lights a cigarette

(YouTube comment #2)
Me: Trying to quit smoking for 3 weeks now
*Watches the first episode of the show*
Me: Ah, shit. Here we go again.

Jake: (Watches Peaky Blinders)
Mike: Jake, since when did you start smoking?
Jake: I dunno, man. I've started waking up with a pack of cigarettes in my hand and randomly lighting up. I think I might have the Blinder's flu.

by mancyclopediac March 17, 2020

blender

A smoothie maker

yo that blender makes a thicc smoothie!

by hello darkness smiled friend June 10, 2020

Blendered

Being blinded in a blinder

In stead of saying I will blow you say you will be blendered

by Cloud_catcher57 September 9, 2020