cum buggery

A very sloppy form of buggery involving gratuitous amounts of male bodily fluids.

After all that cum buggery I'll need to get the sheets dry cleaned.

by Alex Ha December 29, 2007

two bagger

A two bagger is a chick with a rockin' body, but a face that looks like it was beaten with an ugly stick. There are two principal reasons why someone would be called a two bagger. The most common reason is that a gentleman should be able to place one bag over her head and still enjoy the sexual experience, but for good measure will place another bag over his own head in case the aforementioned bag falls off the two bagger. Additionally, should a friend walk into the room while a sexual act with a two-bagger is occurring, the gentleman performing the act will be assured that his identity is protected.

Shawn: "Hey bud, you were a little drunk last night at the bar! If I was as drunk as you, I would have gone home with that butt ugly chick you were talking to! Did you put a bag over her head?"

Todd: "Bud, I would have used one bag, but she was definitely a two bagger."

by ajgutterbags May 18, 2011

Bergeron

When you push an opposing player into your star goalie in ice hockey, injure him, and let an amazing playoff run go to waste.

Look! That idiot just Bergeron'd his whole team!

by Dean and Brendan April 6, 2009

two bagger

When you put a bag over a woman's head during sex plus one over yours in case hers comes off

Shes so ugly, shes definitely a two bagger

by Marcy R November 7, 2006

Berger

Sticking one’s naked Butt into a defenseless person's face. Ideally the nose of the recipient will rest submerged in the rectum of the one who is performing the "Berger". For full success to be declared there must be visible feces on, or around, the nose of the recipient.

Tim was pinned down, violently attempting to escape, as Michael pulled down his pants and preceded to berger him.

by Michael "The Berger" King March 5, 2009

Flea Bagger

Members of Occupy Wall Street sleeping and living in unsanitary conditions

Synonyms--Free Bagger, Fee Bagger (members of Occupy Wall Street that want everything for free); Pee Bagger (urinates outside usually on other members tents); Street Progressives.

Antonym- Tea Party

Oh wow man did you see that Flea Bagger take a dump on that police car?

by Yknotnow November 17, 2011

Bugger Hooker

Noun: Either the right or left index fingernail. In some rare cases it is the right or left index And middle fingernails, one in each nostril. This would be a double hook by a skilled bugger hooker.

Roscoe was in despair when he broke his best Bugger Hooker off at the quick.

Don, " I saw Roscoe in the meeting performing a perfect Double Bugger Hook. He had them up to the second knuckle"

Ed, " Man, has that guy got skills or what?"

bugger pick nose snot pick nose

by Gizzard Ripper January 25, 2011