Butt Blossom

Butt Blossom: anus; asshole the look of an anus; or someone who acts like an asshole

Dee yelled at Hank, "You are acting like a butt blossom again, you fart brained ass munch."

by TooSick4U March 27, 2007

butt dial

accidentally dialing a cell phone thats in your pocket and the resulting broadcasting of a conversation to the last person dialed

We heard all the personal details of his blind date after he butt dialed the apartment landline.

by Roger Johansen February 12, 2009

Butt burn

The burning sensation that occurs after one has taken an epic diarrhea.

Dude 1: Why are you walking so slow? It looks like you got raped.

Dude 2: this butt burn is killing me!

by The hempn February 1, 2010

butt burp

Fart, flatulence, emission of gas from the hindquarters

If i don't stand up i might butt burp.

by George Guarino May 13, 2005

Butt Shot

The act of ejaculating on someone's butt-hole without actual penetration.

I stood over her spread asshole and gave her a great butt shot.
Creampie's are nice but, I love to shoot my cum directly on her butt-hole.

by Movie Guy February 29, 2012

butt cushion

An donut-shaped apparatus used to sit on after someone has injured their tailbone, usually of the inflatable variety.

Josh has to sit on a butt cushion because Brigg kneed him in the tailbone.

by bruised spine October 3, 2003

butt-dog ugly

Someone so ugly, they look like a dog's butt.

Chris is butt-dog ugly.

by Kupkake March 4, 2005