Brandon

A big headed loser who sucks at Madden!

9 year old boy: Uncle B you are such a loser
Brandon: Trash!!
9 year old boy: U suck at Madden

by fortnitedoodooboiiii July 19, 2019

Brandon

A guy who when you first met them seem really great. But then they turn out to be a complete asshole and wanna be fuckboy. They are very thirsty but swear they respect women. Thye are homophobes and republicans.

Brandon used to be a great friend.... not anymore.

by Litty193 December 30, 2017

Brandon

No neck Thumb thumb lookin dude that wears the same shorts every day because nothing else fits and loves breaking condoms

That Guys a total Brandon

by KokoKL June 4, 2018

Brandon

Brandon is a kind and intelligent boy who lives to do things with passion. He is good in bed and loves to show effection. Brandon will always be faithful and never let you down. Brandon's are the best type of boyfriends. But he's not just a good boyfreind he's is my freind and is always there to listen however there is rumours that's some Brandon's have an attention span of a horney duck🦆. I love you Brandon love from your boyfriends Mark xx

Him: you single?
Me: no

Him: who are you dating?
Me: I'm dating a Brandon 😍😍

by Top of bottom? 101 January 23, 2020

Brandon

a rude guy. never trust a brandon.

sunshine: i love brandon
brandon: *kisses girl in front of sunshine*

by hiangelinahehe May 28, 2019

Brandon

A person who acts like a dick. Brandon is gay and scares females.

Brandon is Gay

by Cncjck November 21, 2016

Brandon

is the person that makes mistakes and is kind of funny but relay annoying

Brandon He is sometimes a kind guy and very annoying

by chilino February 22, 2017