small blanket 

A bad whore who has been passed around by many.

Damn Ma! You be getting passed around like a small blanket.

small blanket by HaveFaith November 14, 2013

fur blanket 

A sexual position in which the penis is placed in the partner's pubic or head hair.

Man, I was giving her a fur blanket, and I could tell she was using a new conditioner.

fur blanket by snowpenguin September 14, 2014

Cold blanket 

Verb, another term for sex.

"Hey babe, wanna get with me for some cold blanket tonight?"

Cold blanket by Jay the Blockhead October 9, 2014

sweaty blanket 

When as much sweat as possible is saved up in a blanket or bed sheets wring the sweat in a five gallon bucket. Keep the the buck hidden and uses febreze on it until it is full. Finally, when your significant other is performing intercourse with you, slowly pick up the bucket and drench her with the sweat.

Dude, my girl swallowed the whole sweaty blanket last night!

sweaty blanket by skallywag99 December 16, 2014

Raider Blanket 

The act of covering a softball mom with several wet frog togs after she's been out in the sun too long. This usually happens after she has been felched.

Jen fell asleep in the sun so we gave her a raider blanket after we felched her.

Raider Blanket by raidermom23 August 23, 2015

turtleneck blanket 

When an uncircumcised penis touches tip-to-tip with a circumcised penis and blankets the head with its foreskin. Similar to a Chinese finger trap!

Chad: Dude, did you hear what Heath and Jake did this weekend?

Noah: No, man what happened?

Chad: Heath was passed out at the party and Jake took off his pants and gave him a turtleneck blanket!

Noah: Radical.

turtleneck blanket by Space Jesus July 19, 2016

Hay Blanket 

When you clip your pubic region and leave excess chaff that during intercourse accumulates on your partner wheat because you didn't brush off properly

Superman Cleveland Steamer Boston Steamer Golden Shower Whenever your trimmed stubs create a Hay Blanket over your partners wheat field.

Hay Blanket by KevinTheBunSeller July 2, 2016