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Austin Pots

FAT ASS NIGGA WITH MAN TITTES YHE SIZE OF CANTALOPS
by Bobby sizu April 1, 2019
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Austin Tremblay

A sexual predator in grade twelve that fiends on the younger females in our school. Usually under the age of 14 and must be two years younger than himself.. be cautious children.
Watch out kids! There´s a wild Austin Tremblay!
by Gregory Heffley September 11, 2018
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Austin Paradox

The scenario of a man having an option between suitors, although not knowing whether the suitors have interest in the man in question, although suspected. Usually consists of four options: choose one, choose the other, wait it out, or start over with a new, unrelated suitor. The scenario usually ends badly for the man in said paradox, and the man is haunted with the thought of what could have been had he chosen another option.
“Yeah, my friend is caught in an Austin Paradox. He’s having a mental breakdown trying to figure out what he should do. I pity him.”
by Helixgamingco August 19, 2021
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jacob austin

Sexy, Beutiful, and super sexy.
Smart and cool too
But unable to get a girlfriend...
EVER
by Liliana Pizano December 7, 2016
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Austin Gouker

Someone who has a large dick and is good in bed. Typically very handsome and intelligent.
Austin Gouker is so hot!
by Matthew Porzingus November 7, 2018
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austin's mind

Me: I wonder what is going on in Austin's mind..
Austin: HERDURDEDUR
Me: Yeah there is nothing going on in Austin's mind
by imabitch_6500 November 7, 2017
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Austin Entenmann

A legendary boy, of epic proportions. He harnesses the power of god. He is the proud owner of 50000000 0000000000 carbon atoms.
Bob: Hey, did you hear Austin Entenmann conquered chungusania?
Josh: KEplar JSi 2039920, hi
by MAsMAsYEt April 16, 2019
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