who asked

The final card in the deck of a 14 year old when they know the person they're arguing with has every edge over them.

If you find someone telling you who asked, say "I asked". They will discombobulate and be torn apart by law of universe into quarks.

Person 1: Dude, you are such a dipshit. For one, you SHOT A HUNDRED AND TWENTY SIX PEOPLE DEAD. Second off, you just raped my girlfriend. And finally, you fucking HEXED MY FAMILY!
Person 2: Umm... uhh... who asked?...

by an extremely depressed bandu May 12, 2023

Didnt ask

stupid comeback, also how do you not know what that means?

guy 1: (shares his opinion)
guy 2: Cool, didnt ask.
guy 1: You "didnt ask"? Oh, i didnt know that the world revolves around you, next time im gonna say anything im gona specifically ask YOU for permission.

guy 2: you literally stole this from a meme
guy 1: didnt ask
guy 2: You "didnt ask"? Oh, i didnt know that the world revolves around you, next time im gonna say anything im gona specifically ask YOU for permission.

guy 1: you literally copied what i said
guy 2: you too

by why did you look up that?? September 17, 2023

Ask

Typically a description of a very handsome and cool induvidual that evrybody likes

"Oh your such a Ask"

by Æsk October 11, 2018

didn't ask

a roast which is used by stupid and disrespectful-piece-of-shit 12 year old kids

Person: I really hate that game. It sucks in terms of performance.
A stupid kid: didn't ask.
Person: Go fucking kill yourself, you son of a fucking bitch who is trying to be cool.

by RalphTheDamned July 14, 2023

Aske

definition of a dude who has energi on mondays.

how tf are you alive ITS MONDAY?
aske: im happy

by jakob med c February 3, 2020

Ask for nudes day

Feb 13 national ask for nudes day where u can ask for nudes and no one can say no

Me:Can u send?
Gf:what no why
Me:it’s national ask for nudes day
Gf:oh oki<3

by Pussy fucker 68+1 February 12, 2022

multi-asking

The annoying habit of sending emails that are a barage of questions.

Cari's email went something like this: how are you? what's new? how's the weather? did Hugo start his new job? did the dog die of cancer yet?
It was an especially bad case of multi-asking.

by AC Gurney December 14, 2008