austin bullock

Hot handsome sexy man

Omg look at that Austin bullock

by gcviygvg March 1, 2017

Austin Waggoner

The god of family rivalries and ponytails.

Austin Waggoner WOW he’s weird.

by The Uncle Daddy Cult February 3, 2023

Austin Paradox

The scenario of a man having an option between suitors, although not knowing whether the suitors have interest in the man in question, although suspected. Usually consists of four options: choose one, choose the other, wait it out, or start over with a new, unrelated suitor. The scenario usually ends badly for the man in said paradox, and the man is haunted with the thought of what could have been had he chosen another option.

“Yeah, my friend is caught in an Austin Paradox. He’s having a mental breakdown trying to figure out what he should do. I pity him.”

by Helixgamingco August 19, 2021

Austin Curtis

Austin Curtis is me and no one else

i am Austin Curtis

by anonymous May 5, 2022

Austin Corbett

A dude who runs around like the autistic blind kid. He not blocking no one.

Did you see #63 on the rams?
Yeah Austin Corbett wasn’t blocking shit.
The only thing he blocking was staffords vision with his fat ass.

by RahmNoodles February 13, 2022

Austin Abboud

The most handsome boy in the entire universes. With usually GIGANTIC BALLZ but has a addiction to doing vortex’s.

HOLLY SHIT Austin Abboud can do a fully sick vortex.

by AllSamualsAreGay February 12, 2021

Liv Austin

The best girlfriend ever and the most prettiest Girl ever and very kind over all she is perfect

Liv Austin is beautiful

Liv is the best girlfriend ever

by Taylerlovesliv March 12, 2021