agnostic

Agnostic people are people who secretly know there is a God but dont have the balls to believe that they'll live a great life after they die.

Agnostic people usually turn towards Jesus as they get older and realize they were dumb in their teen years.

by Maybelline April 9, 2006

agnostic

A person who does not know whether to believe that God or a higher power exists or not.
Basically, an atheist without balls.

There is no proof for or against a higher power, so I guess you could call me agnostic.

by theguzmanbang August 16, 2009

Agnostic

1. A belief something (such as a deity) is unknowable.

2. An ignoramus that conflates facts and opinion, has little understanding of linguistics/etymology, and thinks it's modest whilst stereotyping.

"""Agnostic""": "Unlike you idiots, we agnostics don't care about religion."
Atheist: "That's apatheism."

by I Don'tCare September 9, 2019

Agnostic

People who do not want to commit to a religion or atheism, but realise religion is for idiots and pedophiles.

So they become pussy atheists.

"I've decided I'm agnostic because I don't want to believe my relatives fucked chimpanzee's"

by DikinBalz September 14, 2014

agnostic

according to Stephen Colbert in I Am America (So Can You) it's means you are an atheist without balls if you're agnostic.

according to ME, being agnostic is being an atheist without balls.

Guy#1: Hi I'm a christian spreading the word.
Guy#2: Hi, i'll listen to you because i'm agnostic and i don't have a supreme being to believe in yet.

by robofunk_betch! August 26, 2008

Agnostic

A person who doesnt really belive in divinity but uses agnosticism as a means of insurance so she/he wont go to hell if it does exsist.

Danny Durko was an agnostic

by Wyatt Schrepel April 2, 2007

Dark Ages

A stage that can occur in both males and females and is usually caused by obsession of a sexual partner or local "tools". For males, symptoms include tool fashion statements which including the wearing of timberland boots and collared shorts daily, especially with fruity colors and retreating to hoes rather than bros. For females, the most common symptom is the obsession of a sexual partner that is usually an upperclassman high schooler that everyone hates so he retreats to freshman girls and other symptoms are uploading excessive whorish pictures to facebook. People in the dark age are referred to as dark agers, dark vaders, tools, gumby flames, or gumbys.

Person 1: Should we invite Nate over?

Person 2: Naaaa he's in the Dark Ages!

by Mr. Groller October 29, 2011