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Abort Launch Sequence

When you feel a boner coming on so you stop all forms of affectionate/sexual activity any pray that you dont get one.
Girl:*Moves up close to a guy.

Guy: Whoa abort launch sequence
by pancakes-and-mercats June 20, 2011
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Arborectalectomy

From the Latin meaning to remove or have removed the stick from one's ass. A specific cure for most common manifestations of malaise, diptard Fibromyalgia, Emo rectus, bluehairdietus and other non specific pain related maladies. It may not cure Hipsterism, prepyitus or selfassholization syndrome selfpitiousfestus and other specific related illnesses such as psudo self diagnosed Asperger's. Otherwise know as a condition in which one needs to remove a stick from one's ass. Stick in the ass.
You sir are in need of an emergency arborectalectomy!
by orthographer October 3, 2011
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Abortion Dodger

A woman, who by virtue of sheer stupidity and laziness, produces offspring which she then publicly parades and neglects, thus annoying everyone. This species is particularly virulent on British trains after 9 o'clock.
Abortion Dodger scrounger annoying chav neglect
by Perfectibilist May 26, 2016
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abort an aberration

W hike doing something, to realize, through an epiphany, that it is meaningless/ retargerous, and therefore abandon the project before it turns into Frankenstein
I'd rather abort an aberration than go travelling round the world like gypsies and pirates
by Sexydimma May 15, 2016
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alborth

A Good, humble Solid Brother with a lot to offer. Misunderstood but keeps his head up. Sexually is amazing but only with those he chooses and trust. An intellectually that sees things through and understand values education, life and the pursuit of greatness. Respectfully to all woman but had the negative of being enclosed and reserved.
Damn Alborth I see so much in you ...you must be like this with every girl huh?
Girl Al a sweetheart
by GoldAP June 18, 2018
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