apolijizz

the act of apolijiz is when somebody makes up for something through the act of intercourse.

last night i was mad but this morning i apolijizzed him.

by murninman February 28, 2011

Apocalypse Underwear

The oldest, rattiest, and worst-fitting undergarments in your dresser drawer, that one only wears when all others are in the laundry basket; i.e. in case of the Apocalypse, Rapture, 2012, or the aliens landing.

When Bill saw the brilliant flash of an atomic explosion on the distant horizon, he knew it was time to put on his Apocalypse Underwear and hide in the bomb shelter.

by rez111 July 20, 2011

aporkalypse

Where there is a shortage of bacon worldwide. (Not to be confused with the swine flu pandemic.)

Friend: Dude did you hear??? There is a bacon shortage in the world..
Me: NO!!! IT'S THE APORKALYPSE AS WE KNOW IT!!!

by lawtonokieguy September 25, 2012

Apologies

Apologies come after a big event, say you bumped into someone at the store or the hallway or you said mean things to them on vacation or at work. It doesn’t have to be immediately but an apology always comes and is always appreciated, typically when followed up with candy or flowers or roses or other small (or big, hey no complaining here 👋🏾 ) tokens of your affection. What am I telling you for though, you already do know, you do know don’t you?

I loved his apology because in his apology he saw me, he knew exactly when and where to give apologies...he’s better at it than me.

by anonymous June 14, 2018

Wallet Apology

A forced apology on the basis of concern for the economic loss or blow back for not making an apology. Always given with no sense of repentance, humility, remorse or genuine contrition.

The opposite of a heartfelt apology.

Rush Limbaugh's economic driven apology following calling Sandra Fluke a slut was a "wallet apology." Motivated solely by the economic loss of losing sponsors because of his comments.

by Samuel Charles September 18, 2012

Thot Apocalypse

Thot-Apocalypse means the the destruction in society which is caused by Thots (a word for slut) who are trying to sexualize the society by doing thot behavior like twerking, posing naked on Instagram , robbing mens bank account by different ways such as asking for cashapp, asking to buy premium snaps etc. This word is popularized by Youtuber Jisun Benz who is the host of “Jisun Benz Show”.

Michael: Man its sad that we are experiencing thot apocalypse in society.
Steven : Kim Kardashian started it all.

by Jisun January 25, 2020

the apocalypse

the year 2020

"the year 2020 so far has been the worst year ever. we are on the brink of world war 3, and are currently experiencing a global pandemic caused by the COVID-19 coronavirus. this is probably the beginning of the apocalypse"

by john fet May 8, 2020