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alabama%20hot%20pocket

Move used by a Daddy, usually in bed, involves stuffing your sex slave with your hot bodily fluids. May involve females period blood if you want to make it a pepperoni hot pocket.
My mans made an "alabama%20hot%20pocket "out of me last night
by Big Daddy Doggo March 6, 2017
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Alabama nosebuster

When you cum in a girls nose and it come out her mouth and she swallows it again
Stacy looks hot I want to do a Alabama nosebuster to get
by Tht white chick March 9, 2017
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Alabama Swimrace

2 guys and 1 girl (All 3 have to be related), have to be naked in a pool. The 2 guys have to be on one end of the pool, while the girl goes on the other end. The girl must float with her legs open, and the 2 guys must jizz in the pool, specifically towards the girl. The first person to impregnate the girl is the winner.
Bill: Yo Jack, u wanna go and play Alabama Swimrace with our sister, Becca?
Jack: Oh boy, I hope I win dis' time. Mom was letting you win by getting closer to you!
by 16yearoldboi April 8, 2017
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Alabama Beanstalk

The sexual art of picking up your girlfriend/sister over your head, much like a giant, and bringing her back down forcefully on your knee. This act is properly done when the back is not broken, but your female partner is short of breath and gasping for air. You can make it extra fun by orally fucking her senseless as she gasps and sputters for air.
I'm still recovering from the Alabama Beanstalk that Tony gave me last night
by FingerPuncher May 29, 2017
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Alabama Chainsaw

A loud and long fart typically lasting longer than 2 seconds that sounds like a chainsaw.
Person 1: "dude that was a long Alabama Chainsaw, it lasted like 3 seconds!"
by Manboy Boyboyman August 26, 2017
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Alabama stroke

I caught Norma Jean giving her brother Billy Bob an Alabama stroke behind the barn last night.
by ja'deqwerviex November 4, 2017
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alabama motto

Why walk down the street when you can walk down the hall
Guy 1- you know the Alabama motto right?

Guy 2 - no?

Guy 1 - why walk down the street when you can walk down the hall.

Guy 2 - that’s fucked up!
by HalfGearrod December 4, 2017
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