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tank porn

Used when talking about pictures, videos or movies containing good footage and noises of tanks (the military kind, Panzers). Mostly used by tank enthusiasts who play tank games like World of Tanks, War Thunder or Armored Warfare.
Listen to the noise of that Leopard 1 engine, thats some good tank porn.
by Kurt28 February 22, 2017
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tipsy tank

The tipsy tank is when you are getting a blow job and four red solo cups full of beer are poured on your penis.
Person 1: “ stacey was giving me a blow job a some then she pored four red solo cups full of beer on my dick.”

Person 2: “yea that’s called a tipsy tank.”

Person 1: “why do you know this stuff?”

Person 2: “DON’T YOU SEE person 1 I AM STACEY!

Person 1: “WHAT! BUT HOW!?!

Person 2: “YOU FOOL IM AN UNDER COVER ANGET OF GAY”

Person 1 “darn you have tricked me”

Person 1 “… can I suck your dick?

Person 2 “sure”
by Pat the fat February 18, 2023
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Tank Driver

Someone who is too lazy to brush the snow off of their car before driving it and instead brush just enough off to see through. The result is a vehicle almost completely covered in snow with the exception of a small opening on the windshield thereby giving the vehicle the appearance of a tank.
I almost got hit by a tank driver as I drove into work today after the snow storm. He couldn't see me with all the snow on his car!
by Upper Tupper January 6, 2012
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Ore Tank

My ore tank took away my phone yesterday.
by Generalissimo Stalin October 4, 2020
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tank man

the guy from new grounds (cant tell what it is because i never watched it lol) that's in Friday night funkin, the newest and hyped character, he has voice acting (first for cannon fnf) and full cutscenes.
tank man: lol whats this child man doing here
bf: wat
tank man: you would be dead right now but im bored so lets rap battle
bf: ok lol
by someone else thats not u May 27, 2021
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Tank Noob

A world of warcraft term. A player, who in a party, is not the tank, yet constantly pulls too much aggro that he can handle. Or by pulling too much aggro gets the entire party killed.

a noob who doesnt respect the tanking position

A noob who pulls too much aggro
dps death knight: what happened?
tank warrior: YOU F*KING DARK COMMANDED THAT GUY AND GOT US KILLED! YOU DAMN TANK NOOB!
by Lordheadshot January 18, 2009
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emptying the tank

When a male gets rid of blue balls and feels light on their feet
"Springer is looking good at practice today."
"He must have emptied the tank on some chick."
emptying the tank- getting ride of blue balls
by gamexmohawk March 27, 2015
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